I have an admission to make. I have been addicted to Red Bull Energy Drinks for years. In fact, I recall a time back in 2003 when I was getting food stamps from the government between jobs when I found out that you could use food stamps on Red Bull. Well, since then I have likely drank hundreds if not a thousand Red Bulls. Maybe, one day, when my kidney’s give out and I can sue like the rest of this country when they make continuous bad decisions, I will be rich.
In the meantime, Red Bull has just lost a class action lawsuit that is so vague in its redemption process that it is either an amazing marketing hoax, or a tribute to just how fucked up the court systems are. Why am I saying this? Well, you don’t have to even prove you ever drank red bull. You don’t have to provide a receipt or anything. You simply have to go to this site https://rdb.gcginc.com/Default.aspx and file a claim, and then wait. You can either take a $10 settlement or $15 worth of Red Bull. For me the choice was easy….