How to get $15 in Free Redbull As part of Class Action Law Suit

I have an admission to make.  I have been addicted to Red Bull Energy Drinks for years.  In fact, I recall a time back in 2003 when I was getting food stamps from the government between jobs when I found out that you could use food stamps on Red Bull.  Well, since then I have likely drank hundreds if not a thousand Red Bulls.  Maybe, one day, when my kidney’s give out and I can sue like the rest of this country when they make continuous bad decisions, I will be rich.

In the meantime, Red Bull has just lost a class action lawsuit that is so vague in its redemption process that it is either an amazing marketing hoax, or a tribute to just how fucked up the court systems are.  Why am I saying this?  Well, you don’t have to even prove you ever drank red bull.  You don’t have to provide a receipt or anything. You simply have to go to this site and file a claim, and then wait. You can either take a $10 settlement or $15 worth of Red Bull. For me the choice was easy….

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Matt Ward is a comedian, comedy show producer and promoter, web designer, graphic designer, musician, father and occasional fisherman.

One Comment

  1. October 31, 2014

    I chose the $10. Frivolous lawsuits are the lifeblood of Alabama’s economy.

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